Mushroom Music Publishing

FOREWORD BY ANDYCLOCKWISE:

Welcome to this album. I’m not going to bore you with my hypothesis on what this album is about; whom I see it talking to and whom you could market this to.

This is “The Socialite.”

I could give you a history about the making of it or a quick checklist of who worked on it but that would not necessarily work.

This is “The Socialite.”

I can give you a story about the hardships of my childhood; my victories and glory stories. We can talk about the angst and self-doubt of a boy growing into a man or you can interpret the lyrics in a certain philosophical slant and display it to some girl or boy you’ve been trying to bone for years.

But never mind that. It’s just “The Socialite.”

Maybe this is the best or worst thing you’ve ever heard. I think we’re all past giving fuck about that. Let’s just enjoy it.

This and this alone is the behavior of “The Socialite.”

Get it?

I’ll give you a quote for your magazines, colleagues and fair-weather friends.

“This is the story of the imaginary battle of pop music against apathy and boredom.”

Man doesn’t it sound good?
I wonder who wins.

Love, Clockwise